One day I was walking along, my wooden shortbow and wooden arrows and wooden sword and wooden knife and wooden shuriken and wooden pickaxe and wooden longbow in my hand(s) when I fell into a cave and discovered metal and ThermX's father. He punched me in the fez with his sword and I sez I ded. I turnz intoz zombiez and zats zis zrains. Ziz zrainz zere zasty.
One week later, on Large Block's News
TherminatorX's dad was found with his face eaten off and a zombie chewing on his leg. The zombie was captured and questioned in the Ministry of Alumite and said, "The chicken places don't let zombies in. What was I to do?" His manicured gentile voice made the investigators relax, and he manipulated their weak minds into opening the cage. He was found…Read more >
My updates may not be up to stuff, as I am learning how to use a phone without Swipe. Just saying.Read more >
The seven day sequence of updating all the tables has begun. All swords, bows, and other weapons' tables will be added or revamped. If you'd like to help, go to the Planned Wiki Updates page and add your name to the "by".
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L1am335 (talk) 12:12, May 21, 2015 (UTC)